Your skating already has enough variables. Your board shouldn't be another one.

Every time you replace a deck, you shouldn'thave to wonder how different the next one will feel. Asinine is built around a defined standard, clear specifications, consistent construction, and individual inspection. So you know what you're riding .

  • CONSISTENCY

    Defined specifications and construction designed to give you a familiar feel when its time to replace your deck.

  • ACCOUNTABILITY

    Every deck is individually inspected. If our name is on it, we've seen it.

  • SIMPLICITY

    Clear specifications and straightforward information, so you know what you're buying before you ride it.

Complete Asinine skateboard with trucks and wheels installed, showing the satin red deck and high-gloss logo from above.

The Classic. First Production

  • 8.0" x 31.5"
  • Deep Concave
  • 7-ply Canadian maple
  • Epoxy hot press
  • Satin finish
  • Red veneers

50 serialized decks. Built to one defined standard.